Thursday, February 23, 2012

These Cereals Are Always Welcome







I present to you, the ever-growing Epistemology Tonight fan base, the list of my 5 favorite breakfast cereals. This list has been something we have all been looking forward to and, with the help of science, I am able to present this list to you.

1. Banana Nut Crunch--It has an excellent banana taste and the nuts in it are always the right consistency. Well done, Post.
2. Cascadian Farms Maple Brown Sugar Cereal--This one has an excellent maple flavor in an always wonderful granola base.
3. Cracklin' Oat Bran--This cereal is deceiving. When I first saw the box, I thought it was the kind of cereal you eat if you are watching your weight or watching your heart rate. It seemed like another Special K or Product 19. To my surprise, it is a sweet, top-notch cereal. It tastes good after bathing in it's milky pool for a while also.
4. Cap'n Crunch--Cap'n Crunch fits in perfectly with the other equally cool captains such as Billy Joel's "Captain Jack," the Captain from Captain and Tennille, and Captain James T. Kirk. It has the distinctive flavor of sweet corn and even tastes great when it becomes soggy in milk. Leave the berries out and just give me regular Cap'n Crunch.
5. Fruity Pebbles--If you don't give a damn about your sugar intake, Fruity Pebbles is the perfect cereal for you. They are so darn tasty. The fruit flavored milk that is leftover after you finish the cereal is always yummy. I like that Post has retained Fred Flintstone as the cereal's mascot for over 50 years.
Well--we have done it. We have completed this, what I originally thought would be impossible, journey together and for that......I thank you. I no longer will be milquetoast about my cereal opinions. I think tomorrow for breakfast, I will have a bowl of Banana Nut Crunch with some milquetoast.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

"Mac and Me" Made Me Grimace, But in a Good Way



So you say there aren’t enough movies with a full-on dancing scene at a McDonald’s restaurant, complete with break dancers and guys wearing football uniforms? You must have never seen "Mac and Me." "Mac and Me," released in 1988, just in time to appeal to the kids who liked E.T. six years earlier, has just enough strange, off-kilter moments to make it worth streaming on your Netflix-capable device, so if you have a PS3, blu-ray player, Wii, microwave oven, or printer that is Netflix-ready, check out "Mac and Me."
There are conflicting reports online as to whether or not this film was funded by McDonald’s, however, having watched it, it seems pretty evident, if not doggone obvious, that it was. A birthday party at McDonald’s is referenced several times before the wonderful scene I mentioned earlier takes place. The first time we see the big sister character in the film (played by Tina Caspary), she is wearing her McDonald’s uniform, a vintage green with white stripes polo shirt, emblazoned, as they say, with the McDonald’s logo near the boob area. Ronald McDonald is even at the birthday party. I believe it was the same guy used in the McDonald’s tv commercials at the time. I remembered the voice. Alas, Grimace is noticeably absent from the film. It probably has something to do with the late 80’s scandal involving Grimace, the DQ Bandit, and an ugly glue-sniffing/pornography ring that they were both involved in. McDonald’s was likely trying to distance itself from Grimace at this time. I remember seeing something about it on 20/20. I think Geraldo even got involved. You knew you were screwed when Geraldo got involved. Also, and most obviously, the title of the film--come on—MAC and Me? MAC? I wish I could remember more about the release of the film, however, I was just a young lad back then, oblivious to the ways of the world and the ways of women. Now, I am an older lad, oblivious to the ways of the world and the ways of women. Coca-Cola also, evidently, partially funded the film as it is a major plot point in the film that the aliens in the film, when near death, get rejuvenating lifeforce from----yes, Coca-Cola.
So, title alien, Mac, arrives on Earth with his, what appear to be his parents and sister. Like E.T., Mac is stranded alone and befriended by a young boy. The circumstances by which Mac is discovered by the young boy I will leave to your discovery, as I want to ruin as little as possible from your enjoyment of this film. Maybe, I will just ruin a little bit.
The young boy, Eric (Jade Calegory),his older brother, Michael(Jonathan Ward), and their mother (Christine Ebersole—a regular on Saturday Night Live during it’s 7th season—the 1981-82 season) move from Illinois to Southern California. They move to what looks like the same neighborhood Elliott and his mom and brother lived in in E.T. Eric is disabled and uses a wheelchair. This fact is only of significance in the film so his character may be placed in peril a couple of times as he, for the sake of disability humor, can precariously roll down a hill once and be rolled through a shopping mall once only to be saved both times with the help of E.T.----I mean Ronald McDonald----whoops, I mean Mac. Eric’s older brother flirts with Courtney, the older sister of Debbie, the girl who sees Mac and can vouch for his existence. I would have flirted with Courtney too if I was Eric. Eventually, Mac and his family is placed in a potentially harmful situation and it is up to us, the viewers, to watch and see if all will end up safe and well for Mac and his family. The highlight of the film is definitely the birthday party scene. If you don’t want to sit through the movie, you can just You Tube this scene. Type in “Mac and Me birthday party” and, in our world of instant gratification, it will be there. I am glad I watched the entire film. It is not as wonderfully bad as films like “Samurai Cop,” “The Room,” “Birdemic,” or “Here Comes Santa Claus,” however there are certainly enough weirdo moments spread out quite nicely throughout the film to make it worth watching. The director of “Mac and Me,” Stewart Raffill, did the audience a tremendous favor in spreading these moments out as deftly as he did so the film does not drag into mundane tedium and become just another dull 80’s family film that offers nothing goofy or clunky.
I have read modern criticisms of the special effects in the film. I thought the alien effects in the film were pretty good for the time. I think many times, when writing about films from over twenty years ago, people tend to overlook the fact that 80’s technology was not as super awesome as what we have now. Now any schmo can make a video that looks good technically and post it to You Tube. The magic of filmmaking is no longer magic with the accessibility of technology to the masses. You still have to have a story and something interesting to say, though.
Anyway, given the fact that the makers of “Mac and Me” could not produce special effects on their smart phone, the effects are pretty darn good. The aliens in the film are fluid and I never thought to myself, as I have in many recent CGI-laden films, that the special effects were distracting. Sure the aliens looked kind of weird, but they the filmmakers probably were not working with a large budget. McDonald’s was spending a lot of money at the time trying to restore it’s image from the whole Grimace/glue-sniffing fiasco.
So, anyway, I enjoyed “Mac and Me.” The best thing about it is that I was never bored while watching it and I did not check the counter on the bottom of the screen very often to see how much more of it there was to watch. That is always a nice compliment you can give a film. The fewer times you check the counter, the better the film usually is. Grab a Quarter Pounder and an apple pie and watch “Mac and Me” if you want to have a goofy movie day. If you see Grimace, DO NOT make any jokes about glue. It’s still a sticky subject with him.

Friday, February 17, 2012

I Couldn't Find Any Lists on the Webbernet, So I Made One




I saw 18 films that were released in 2011. Here is how I rank them. I have provided a sensible rationalization for each one and their position in the list of 18.

1. The Descendants—Easily the best film of the year, even though I only saw 18. I do not need to see any more. “The Descendants” is screenwriting at it’s best! It is a perfect blend of tragedy, drama, and comedy. All of the performances in the film are perfect. The cinematography is even perfect. I have never been a Clooney hater and I do not know why anyone would be. His performance in this film is just as deft as the screenplay.
2. The Artist—Such a wonderful cinematic experience this was. A straight-forward story of a silent film actor who was once enormously popular, but with the advent of talkies, saw his fame and his happiness in life decline. His friendship with a young actress and his love of his awesome dog help propel the film to greatness.
3. Midnight in Paris— I love the fact that Woody Allen had the balls to write a film in which several literary and art giants were introduced into the story and he does not spoon-feed to the audience who they are. He expects the audience to know who these people are. That is one part of the greatness of "Midnight in Paris." For instance, in Owen Wilson's first trip to the "alternate universe," Hemingway references Jean Cocteau. I had to pause the movie and Google Jean Cocteau, a writer and filmmaker who made "Orpheus" in 1950. I had seen "Orpheus" many years ago, but could not have told you who made it. I had heard of almost all of the famous figures in the movie, probably about 88.43 percent of them. I was pleased that Luis Bunuel (Un Chien Andalou, Phantom of Liberty, Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie) made it into the film.
"Midnight in Paris" was like if Woody Allen had made an episode of "The Twilight Zone," but more like the 1980's version. The 80's version had some stories that were not intended to be scary or completely science fiction, however, there was some tangential sci-fi element to them.
4. The Muppets—I have enjoyed the Muppets since I was a child. I have some bias towards this movie. The care with which actor/writer Jason Segal handles the characters and the storyline of the film was evident. “The Muppets” was a fun and very well-made film that probably appeals more to adults than to children, and for that, I was very pleased. No part of it is dumbed down for the audience. It is a smart, witty film. A new Muppet is introduced in this film. This could have been a disaster, however, the new Muppet, Jason Segal’s Muppet brother, Gary, was endearing and sweet. There are several references to “The Muppet Movie” which followed a similar, but not the same, storyline. The script could easily have resorted to the Disney-esque (yeah, I know, the Muppets are Disney property now) tired references to pop culture like having cameos by Lady Gaga or some American Idol winner or judge, however, it does not resort to this tired mode of screenwriting. And yes, I know the original “Muppet Movie” from 1979 did have a lot of cameos by then popular people such as Paul Williams, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor, and Orson Welles. In that film, these cameos were used successfully as they only briefly appeared and the characters they played were beneficial to the movement of the plot. It was not as if they were just thrown in played themselves. “Hey, look, Fozzie, it’s famous actor, Orson Welles!” Then Welles waves and winks at the camera. It was not like that because Jim Henson was smarter than that. The humor and success of the new film, “The Muppets,” comes from the Muppets and the audience’s appreciation of them. This was a fantastic and brilliant decision by the filmmakers. The film respects what Jim Henson created and creates an experience which is reverential and closely resembles the kind of film Henson may have made—a smart and funny film for adults and children which does not dumb itself down for anybody.
5. 50/50—Like “The Descendants,” “50/50” creates a wonderful screenplay out of a subject which is not commonly seen as the source material for humor. Early in the film, Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character learns he has cancer. He is assigned a counselor by his doctor so he may have someone to talk to about his cancer. Relationships develop and dissolve in a realistic way in this film. Seth Rogan’s character is too douchy in the first 30 minutes of the film, however, fortunately, his character is toned down for the remainder of the film. It is not his characters’ crassness which is off-putting. It is his douchiness which is, again, toned down as the film progresses. I love crassness as long as it is smart crassness, like a good Kevin Smith film or a stand-up routine by George Carlin. It was a wise decision to reign in the crassness and not have the characters act like they are in a film like “The Hangover” or “Superbad” (which is a funny film). The script is smart and the performances are great, especially those of Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Anna Kendrick as his counselor.
6. The Tree of Life—This film was not nearly as obtuse or difficult as I had anticipated. I don’t know why those were my expectations. It was probably from tangential things I had heard about it and what is perceived as Terrance Mallick’s tendency to make self-important films. To be clear, those are not my views about Mallick because “Tree of Life” is the first Mallick film I had seen. There is a very clear storyline that develops in the film about a Waco, Texas family in the 1950’s. Brad Pitt, in a great performance, plays the father of three boys. Jessica Chastain, in an equally great performance plays their mother. The father is loving, but very tough on the boys, especially the oldest son. We learn that one of the boys dies at the beginning of the film. “The Tree of Life” is the journey of this family before and after this tragedy and an exploration of this event and this family’s place in the awesomely broad scope of the universe and everything of which our universe is comprised. I am not trying to be profound, and I be an idiot and have it all wrong, but this is what I got out of the film. The use of music throughout the film is brilliant and there a few scenes in which the music pieces are used for brilliant effect.
7. The Help—After watching the first 45 minutes of this film, I was not looking forward to finishing it. So why is it number 7 on my list if the first 45 minutes were not that great? “The Help,” at around the 45-60 minute mark switches it’s focus on Emma Stone’s character, a not very interesting, somewhat generic character, to the maids. It is as if the screenplay wants to establish Skeeter Phalin (Emma Stone) as a major player in the film. Although her book is the catalyst for the resulting events in the film, Skeeter is not very interesting and it was a wise decision to make her character more of an outsider after the first 45-60 minutes. “The Help” was about the power that a book can have, not necessarily about the plight of the maids. The book which is written in the film has a tremendous effect on the community of Jackson, Mississippi, in which the action of the film takes place. It does not ever say that independence from racial prejudice came as a result. It just simply tells the story of how a book changed the lives and sense of self-worth of a few maids in Mississippi. I did not find it to be a film in which the audience was directly asked to take pity on the maids. It understands that the audience no longer needs to be spoon-fed these obvious historical facts. Yes, a lot of white people were shitty to blacks in 1950’s American South. The film knows that and the film knows we know that. That is not what the film is about. It is about the book and it’s effects. Yay, books!
8. Moneyball—“Moneyball” reminded me of “The Social Network.” Both are very good films that chronicle recent events within a particular organization. “The Social Network” told the story of the founding of Facebook in a very deft and entertaining fashion. “Moneyball” tells the story of one baseball season, the 2002 season of the Oakland A’s. The pacing of “Moneyball” along with the solid performances of Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill make what I was afraid was going to be too sportsy of a film into excellent entertainment. I love baseball, however, most baseball movies get a lot of the details wrong, whether it be the stadium used is not the right one for the team, or the action of the games in the film is not logical, etc. Fortunately, “Moneyball” is not about baseball, but rather, it is about Billy Beane’s (Brad Pitt) desire to bring success to the organization for which he works, and at one time, played. He uses then unknown ways to form a successful team with the help of Peter Brand (Jonah Hill). “Moneyball” is not formulaic either and everything in the film is accurate, as far as I could tell. Phillip Seymour Hoffman as A’s manager, Art Howe, was almost unrecognizable. He was fantastic in it as well.
9. War Horse—“War Horse” starts off slowly as we meet a number of characters from a screenwriting basics class, however, after about 30 minutes, it begins the very interesting journey of the title horse and the series of owners it had. The horse is such a likeable one that I grew to be interested in what happened next to it. I enjoyed following the story of the horse and, though the film is 2.5 hours, it moved very quickly.
10. Bridesmaids—“Bridesmaids” is a very smart comedy about women. It is crass and vulgar, which is fantastic. The leads in the film, especially Kristin Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, and Maya Rudolph know how to handle intelligent and crass humor. One other, hopefully not overlooked performance is by Irish actor, Chris O’Dowd who plays a policeman named Nathan Rhodes who befriends Kristin Wiig’s character during the course of the film. O’Dowd will be known to those who have watched the excellent British comedy, “The IT Crowd.” He plays Roy on that show. “Bridesmaids” is a great comedy.

At this point, the films begin to decrease in quality by varying degrees. Please refer to the enclosed instructional packet for details.

11. Drive—I was expecting more from this film. I knew it had an interesting cast which included Ryan Gosling, Albert Brooks, Bryan Cranston (from the greatness of “Breaking Bad”---if you have not watched this show, for God’s sake watch it!!), Ron Perlman, and Christina Hendricks. Despite the great cast, the film is just ok. It is not by any means bad, however, it is not great either. It is definitely an homage to the 1980’s films of directors such as Michael Mann and films such as “Thief.” At some points, I expected “Drive” to be a Tarantino-esque revenge film full of fun, bloody action. It kind of lives up to this, however, it is not the adrenaline-filled bloodbath I had hoped for. In some ways, it’s restraint is admirable, however, my expectations for carnage and mother fuckers being blown away probably led to my disappointment. I may need to see this again sometime without such expectations. It is a good film, just not one I am excited to see again.
12. Red State—This is one of the lesser Kevin Smith films. It is good for a one-time viewing. John Goodman is very good as Joseph Keenan, the local agent assigned to diffuse a hostage situation involving a group of religious nuts who have taken three teenage boys hostage in their “church.” Goodman’s character is more down to earth than the characters he seems to play normally. In “Red State,” his is not an over-the-top, bigger than life character and that is refreshing. The religious nuts, led by Abin Cooper (Michael Parks), lure the three boys to a trailer home by placing an ad for sex with a woman (Melissa Leo) on an adult hook-up site. “Red State,” again is ok, just not Kevin Smith’s best. I would rather see the underrated “Clerks 2” and underappreciated “Jersey Girl” again.
13. Tower Heist—This movie succeeds in it’s goals thanks to funny comedic performances by Eddie Murphy and Ben Stiller. One thing I enjoyed about the film is that Ben Stiller’s character is not one that is constantly being humiliated as his character in those “Meet the Parents” movies. In “Tower Heist,” Stiller plays a reasonably normal person and still delivers a funny performance in the wonderful Ben Stiller way. It’s no “Flirting With Disaster” or “Greenberg,” but it is still pleasant to see him in this film. Eddie Murphy’s performance is very good in “Tower Heist.” I was just happy he was not in a fat suit and that he was back to playing an edgy character, not a watered-down children’s film character.
14. Ides of March—A morality tale based in the world of politics. It could have been much better. It feels like a film from the early 90’s when we were all still shocked by the idea of a politician having an affair. The film does not feel fresh and the drama presented in the film is uninteresting. I know Ryan Gosling is an excellent actor from his performances in “Lars and the Real Girl” and “Half Nelson,” however in this film and in “Drive,” his quiet demeanor makes him seem more boring than thoughtful and contemplative. He is a great actor. His two roles in 2011, though, were not his best.
15. Hugo—If you want to see Scorsese at his best and at his least profane, see “Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore,” (1974), “The King of Comedy,” (1983), and “The Last Temptation of Christ” (1988). There is an interesting in “Hugo.” That is the story of film director, Georges Melies, played in the film by Ben Kingsley. Melies was one of the early pioneers of cinema. He made over 500 short films from 1897 to 1913 including “A Trip to the Moon,” (1902), the one in which the rocket ship runs into the eye of the moon. The story of Meilies is good and definitely worth telling. The story around that of Melies, unfortunately is a tired young adult’s tale of adventure involving a train station, a clock, and an automaton. I admit to thinking about other things while seeing this film because the subject matter did not interest me at all. It is not until the final reel or so of “Hugo,” that the interesting story of Georges Melies begins. Maybe I am too oversensitive to Harry Potter clones. I am not a Harry Potter fan anyway and a film which appears to mimic those films in even the slightest way bores me. “Hugo” left me cold and I watched it outside in 95 degree temperatures………………….so……………………………(sound of something thudding against a wall is heard).
16. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close—Manipulative. I don’t feel like writing about it again. There is a review of it on this fine blog. Scroll down, please, to find it.
17. Super 8—Tepid homage to Spielberg movies of the 70’s and 80’s. Unfortunately, the film could never decide in what year it was supposed to take place. It is as if it took place in some kind of combo year that incorporated elements of 1978, 1979, 1980, 1981, and 1982. I know these are close to each other, however, many pop culture changes occurred in this brief time and to have something that is clearly from 1982 as part of a scene in the late 70’s is sloppy screenwriting. The major creature in the film is not terribly interesting either.
18. Rise of the Planet of the Apes—Boring, half-ass prequel to the original 1968 film. I had very high hopes for this film. I love the original Apes movies from 1968 and the early 70’s. I hoped for better from this film as the story of the origin of the apes should have been much more interesting and entertaining. Alas, it is another CGI-laden borefest that replaces story with effects. I share the same amount of disappointment with “Superman Returns.” These are both stories that deserved much better.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

The Eames Documentary


Six years ago, I discovered that Netflix had a series of dvds called, “The Films of Charles and Ray Eames.” Charles and Ray Eames were husband and wife artists/designers who occupied a studio/workshop in Venice, California in the 1940’s-1980’s. Charles passed away in 1978 and Ray passed away in 1988. I rented Disc 1 of this 6-disc series six years ago and watched a short film called, “901: After 45 Years of Working.” This 30 minute film was a filmed collage of many of the designs, paintings, drawings, and pieces of furniture Charles and Ray Eames had made over 45 years of working at their craft. The film was set to some great calliope music, which served to make this short film memorable and added a lot to this film. I discovered that the breadth of their work was vast and impressive.
The documentary, “Eames: The Architect and the Painter,” provides some interesting background information on Charles and Ray. They moved from Michigan to California in the early 1940’s. We learn that Charles Eames was primarily a furniture designer. In 1956, he designed what is known as the Eames lounge chair. He designed many other now-commonly used and recognized pieces of furniture. He was also a filmmaker. According to hermanmiller.com, “With a grand sense of adventure, Charles and Ray Eames turned their curiosity and boundless enthusiasm into creations that established them as a truly great husband-and-wife design team. Their unique synergy led to a whole new look in furniture. Lean and modern. Playful and functional. Sleek, sophisticated, and beautifully simple. That was and is the "Eames look."
Like a lot of modern-day documentaries, especially the mass-produced, sloppily made hour-long ones on The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, and TLC (unfortunately, now oxymoronically known as The Learning Channel), “Eames: the Architect and the Painter” tends to lean towards the “dramatic negative,” a tactic that many, ahem, documentaries tend to direct themselves to these days. There are very few straight forward documentaries made any more. Some examples of outstanding documentaries of the past are “Brother’s Keeper,” “Private Practices: the Story of a Sex Surrogate,” “Paradise Lost,” “Grizzly Man,” “Capturing the Friedmans,” and “Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room.” Even some of the better ones from recent years stray a bit towards developing a dramatic storyline within their frame, such as “King of Kong” and “Darkon.” It is as if either documentarians or the studios that finance documentaries do not think that modern audiences can stomach a documentary as that form of filmmaking used to be known. Perhaps they are correct. A film like Kirby Dick’s “Private Practices: the Story of a Sex Surrogate” is a serious documentary about a female therapist who helps men who have a variety of sexual hang-ups or difficulties, whether those problems be mental or physical. In the film, the subject matter and the people in the film are taken very seriously and their problems are dealt with in an adult manner. Even though “Private Practices” was made in 1983, it is difficult for me to believe that a documentary about such subject matter would be handled with as much grace and dignity today. Instead, instances of “dramatic negatives” would be introduced, rendering the film much less than it could have been. Even in the dvd commentary track of “Private Practices,” which was recorded in 2006, the moderator of the track has a difficult time staying on track and references some of the participants in the documentary as strange or weird. At one point, the filmmaker asks the moderator what is so strange about what they are watching. “Private Practices” is a very frank film. How else, though, would one suggest a documentary about such subject matter be made?

“Eames: the Architect and the Painter” tempts fate a bit too much by introducing what are meant to be dramatic storylines into the framework of what could have been an outstanding documentary. It is a decent enough film, however, too many times during the course of the film, the private lives of the Eameses are dwelled upon. The fact that a married couple, even one as creative and prolific as Charles and Ray Eames had difficulties in their marriage is neither interesting nor worthy of inclusion. I was hoping for more of an in-depth look at their art---their films, furniture, architecture, the toys they made, etc. Instead, too little of the documentary is devoted to their creativity. The film is only 90 minutes, so to devote a majority of the film to their private lives is a mistake. Rent some of the Eames Films discs on Netflix and you will discover what talent the two had.
I am not into watching films that stir up negative emotions so as to draw in an audience. A more straight-forward documentary about the work of Charles and Ray Eames could have been made, however, this, unfortunately missed the chance to do so. It is as if not enough time was taken to research more of their artwork when focusing on their shaky marriage was an easier task for the filmmakers. Perhaps, the filmmakers were encouraged to focus on more simpler subjects as perhaps the producers felt that a documentary about art may have bored the audience. I hope this was not the case. "Eames: The Artist and the Painter" originally aired on the PBS series, "American Masters," so I would hope that PBS is still as high-minded as I remember them being when I was a kid, not that I am terribly high-mined, but at least they held down a place of high-mindedness for me and my uncivilized brethren.
If you are interested in the art and films of Charles and Ray Eames, this documentary is not a complete waste of your time. It is worth 90 minutes,however, I would encourage you to watch those Eames films discs that are available on Netflix. The documentary, "Eames: The Architect and the Painter" is available on Instant Streaming through Netflix, however, the 2000 collection of short films is not.

Just Put This on DVD Already. We All Know It Exists.



If you so choose, you may read this brief synopsis for "The Star Wars Holiday Special," which aired on CBS on Friday, November 17, 1978. In TV Guide, the Close-Up feature was dedicated to special event tv programs or very special episodes of "Mannix" or "The Facts of Life." The fact that this holiday special has not been a secret for over 20 years makes me long even more for it's release on dvd. Even though it is readily available online on You Tube, an official release of this in good quality would be wonderful. Even the guys at Rifftrax have made it kind of available as they give it their own special treatment. Their version even has the original commercials.

If You Like Randomness, I'm Your Guy


One reason I like the internet is that it gives people like me a place to post extremely random things such as the following: I collect old TV Guides. I prefer to collect issues from 1975-1990 primarily. Occasionally, I will post some ads for random tv shows that I have scanned from these old TV Guides. One such ad is this one, for an ABC tv movie called, "Power Man." It aired on Friday, May 11, 1979. It was probably meant to be a pilot for a potential tv series, however, it was never picked up. I would like to see this movie, "Power Man" sometime.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

COMING SOON: FROM THE SHELVES OF ISLAND VIDEO


A tribute to the now-defunct independent video store in Irving, Texas. Reviews of movies on vhs that I purchased from this store over the last six years as they sold off all of their vhs tapes will begin to appear on this blog when you least expect it. Get ready!

The Title of This Movie Could Describe Many Things


I have now seen all but one of the films nominated for the Academy Award for Best Picture of 2011, the one unseen film being “The Tree of Life.” I saw “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close” this weekend. I am glad I saw it so I may continue my attempt to see every Oscar nominated film. That is the only reason I am glad that I saw it. “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close” is a very off-putting film. It thinks it is telling a heart-warming tale of a boy who loses his father on 9/11 and who discovers the key, literally, to a secret his father may have had. The sentimentality it attempts to elicit comes off as very artificial, no help from the performance of the film’s lead, Thomas Horn as Oskar Schell, an 11 year old boy who goes on a journey through New York City to find out what a particular key opens.
Said key is discovered by Oskar one year after his father, played by Tom Hanks, is killed in the 9/11 World Trade Center tragedy. The way in which Oskar discovers the key is just one of several eye-roll inducing scenes in the film. The script of this film is very generic and feels like it was written by someone who had no desire to come up with anything fresh, but rather, to simply play on the audience’s sympathy for and gut reaction to the events of 9/11. In other words, it is a very manipulative film. There are several gaps in logic throughout the film. Oskar must have a darkroom in his house. Either that or he is given a lot of money by his mother. You will see what I mean if you see the movie. Even if one were to take the gaping in logic parts of the film and interpret them as simply representing something, but not really happening, they would still come across as annoying. The bad performance of Horn makes matters worse. I never was interested at all in his journey. The boy, during the course of the film, is suggested to have Asperger’s Syndrome. Now aren’t I an ass for disliking the boy? Not really. Such a character could likely have been played by another actor and could have been toned down a bit more. Horn is like a child version of Steve Railsback. Anyway, the film is not about the boy’s Asperger’s Syndrome. It is about his search for what the key opens and his ability to accept his father’s death. The fact that the boy does have Asperger’s or any other malady, seems like a screenwriting cheat. It is as if the screenwriter is asking us, “How dare you not like this boy? He has Asperger’s Syndrome, so you are not allowed to dislike him.” This is what I mean when I state that the film is manipulative, and that is lazy screenwriting. Add in the fact that some highly unlikely instances occur and you have a bad script, which, obviously makes for a bad film.
Max Von Sydow, as one may expect, delivers the only bright spot in the film as a mute man who is a boarder in Oskar’s grandmother’s house. I felt bad for Von Sydow for having to share all of his scenes with such a poor performance by Horn. Tom Hanks as Oskar’s father, Thomas Shell, a jeweler, is good in the film in his few scenes. As well, Sandra Bullock as Oskar’s mother, Linda, delivers a good performance, again in a limited amount of scenes. Bullock’s performance is actually quite restrained and could have been much more over the top. She does a good job of expressing emotion but not beating you over the head with it. Another good thing about this film is that Hanks and Bullock are true supporting characters in the film, as the film is about the boy. It is not a “Tom Hanks movie” or a “Sandra Bullock movie.” Unfortunately, having seen the bad performance by the boy, I now wish there would have been more of Hanks and Bullock in the film, or at least, less of the boy. The mystery in the film regarding the key is not as interesting as it could have been either. Oskar meets an enigmatic man near the end of the film who works in a futuristic-looking office area. The resolution of the story of the key and what it unlocks is underwhelming and not terribly surprising.
“Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close” is not a very good movie, however, I am not completely dumbfounded as to why it is nominated for Best Picture. It is a supposed feel-good movie, even though I disliked almost everything about it, and…come on….it’s a 9/11 movie. You can’t argue with that (says the studio). “50/50” is a much, much, much better movie. See that instead. “50/50” will leave you 100% satisfied while “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close” will give you a 50/50 chance of wanting to scream. I invite you now to look at the above picture of a cat in a sink as a token of my appreciation.